10 Sectors That Could Use a Bailout

Cash for Satire

Cash for Clunkers; you’ve got to admit it’s a catchy phrase replete with alliterative genius. The creativity here is especially surprising, given
that the name was likely concocted by a government bureaucrat. I guess it’s not surprising that any government program with the word "cash" in
it is going to draw some attention. I mean, who doesn’t want to get some cash back from the government?

So, in honor of this paragon of government generosity, I propose that we extend the “Cash for” program to a few other sectors of the economy. I
mean, why should the auto industry be the only one to benefit?

After all, if giving cash away for broken-down cars works, why not apply that same logic elsewhere? So, without further ado, let’s take a look at
a few industries that could use a little government stimulus.

WARNING: Readers lacking a sense of satire may want to proceed with caution through the following pages.

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